Tagged: Humour

Summary of the Three Major Ethnic Groups In Nigeria 0

Summary of the Three Major Ethnic Groups In Nigeria

The Hausas. Their lifestyle is as simple as their language. They have some of the richest and poorest human beings in Nigeria- the Dangotes and the Almajiris. Their states are the poorest in the country, with Sokoto proudly leading the pack. Hausas are some intelligent species. Yes, they’re not so...

HOW TO THROW A WEDDING WITH JUST N49,950 ONLY IN THIS CURRENT ECONOMIC SITUATION. 6

HOW TO THROW A WEDDING WITH JUST N49,950 ONLY IN THIS CURRENT ECONOMIC SITUATION.

I made a Facebook post asking friends if they could plan their wedding with 500k(  Five Hundred Thousand Naira Only) (follow link http://HERE And one of the comments really cracked me up. His name is Brian Okpara. Read what he has to say. 

THE KILLER IN ME 0

THE KILLER IN ME

I snuffed life out of her without much ado. I killed her. ***** I am returning from the salon, my hair neatly done, my steps coyly slow, my smile sweetly curved. I walk on merrily. I am at a corner leading to my house. I didn’t see her. She was...

The Robbery 0

The Robbery

*** It is 5:00pm in Banana Town. The shoes neatly stacked in rows demarcated by their sizes and colours. I bend over cleaning and dusting. Leaving them out to dry, I take a walk around the state. *** Later in the day, I am packing the shoes, I hear the...